It’s
mid-week already and I am dancing because I can’t wait for the holidays. I have
taken time to search out all the contacts of my Muslim friends, because I need
to visit them this holiday; after all, what are friends for? At least lemme
wish them a happy Salah and see what comes out of it.
Some of
my Muslim friends have been beefing me. They say when it is Christmas, they don’t
get to see (eat) my chicken and now Salah is at the corner, I am disturbing
them for ram or cow meat, as the case may be. I just want to use this medium to
ask for their pardon… eeem, you know chicken is small compared to the size of
ram or cow, so by the time we say jack, the chicken is finished (I can even
finish a single chicken if I am in the mood) but the ram can’t just finish like that
naa… You know naa… So no stories ooo!