And the Winner is...

Hey guy, my teeth now aches. These people want to finish me with meat o, I had to run away, shea they said he who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day. The tussle with those meats is one that deserves a re-match. Yes noooow! So tomorrow I continue, after all, it is holiday.

Before I forget, Happy Eid-el Kabir to you all especially my Muslim friends here; if you don’t keep my meat eehn, we will quarrel o (BMF take note)…lol.

Salah Around the Corner + My Give Away: Your Movie Ticket

It’s mid-week already and I am dancing because I can’t wait for the holidays. I have taken time to search out all the contacts of my Muslim friends, because I need to visit them this holiday; after all, what are friends for? At least lemme wish them a happy Salah and see what comes out of it.

Some of my Muslim friends have been beefing me. They say when it is Christmas, they don’t get to see (eat) my chicken and now Salah is at the corner, I am disturbing them for ram or cow meat, as the case may be. I just want to use this medium to ask for their pardon… eeem, you know chicken is small compared to the size of ram or cow, so by the time we say jack, the chicken is finished (I can even finish a single chicken if I am in the mood) but the ram can’t just finish like that naa… You know naa… So no stories ooo!