Monday, 28 September 2015

Monday Again? Ooo No!

The holiday has come to an end, normal life resumes. I am not sure how I feel now cause I enjoyed the break while it lasted… don’t know about you. I need to check my calendar to find out when the next holiday comes up… Yaaayyy! There is still a 1 day holiday this week, I am so excited. October 1st is around the corner – Nigeria will be plus 1. I think I(we) might need to appeal to the conscience of our president to make the holiday a two days event ooo; October 1st is on Thursday and we can’t be going for break on Thursday to resume on Friday; what kind of holiday is that naa?

Thursday, 24 September 2015

And the Winner is...

Hey guy, my teeth now aches. These people want to finish me with meat o, I had to run away, shea they said he who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day. The tussle with those meats is one that deserves a re-match. Yes noooow! So tomorrow I continue, after all, it is holiday.
Before I forget, Happy Eid-el Kabir to you all especially my Muslim friends here; if you don’t keep my meat eehn, we will quarrel o (BMF take note)…lol.

Wednesday, 23 September 2015

Salah Around the Corner + My Give Away: Your Movie Ticket

It’s mid-week already and I am dancing because I can’t wait for the holidays. I have taken time to search out all the contacts of my Muslim friends, because I need to visit them this holiday; after all, what are friends for? At least lemme wish them a happy Salah and see what comes out of it.
Some of my Muslim friends have been beefing me. They say when it is Christmas, they don’t get to see (eat) my chicken and now Salah is at the corner, I am disturbing them for ram or cow meat, as the case may be. I just want to use this medium to ask for their pardon… eeem, you know chicken is small compared to the size of ram or cow, so by the time we say jack, the chicken is finished (I can even finish a single chicken if I am in the mood) but the ram can’t just finish like that naa… You know naa… So no stories ooo!

Sunday, 20 September 2015

Cinema Ticket for One

Happy Sunday friends… How has it been, I mean your weekend? Mine has not really been my usual weekend – the rest-rest minded weekend. I managed to do my laundry on Saturday, went to the airport to pick up my dearest who came back to town after a while away. I ended up spending the night in a home away from home – my brother’s place… Lol. I know you have started thinking many things again. Are you not on your own?

Friday, 18 September 2015

Handbills Sharing Nuisance

Friends, how has it been? The weekend is here again, I hope you spent your week meaningfully. I don’t understand why I did this post, but I did it anyways. Just today, as nearly every other day I step out on the streets of Lagos, I find one person or more somewhat compelling me to collect a piece of printed paper. These handbills contain all sorts of information especially adverts from religious bodies, health groups, stores, so called jobs employers etc.

Tuesday, 15 September 2015

They Barred Her from Calling.

Yaay! Hello friends… How has your week been? Mine has been good so far and I am convinced that by the end of the week, I will be smiling even more over a week well spent. That should be your story too.
Alright… Did any of you have issue with your mobile network provider within the past two weeks?

Saturday, 12 September 2015

Let’s Talk Tennis: 2015 US Opens

If there is a game I love so much and I wish I played as a kid, it is tennis… guess by now I would be fulfilling my wish of being a tennis player, slugging it out on the court with the likes of Roger Federer and Andy Murray. I actually dreamt once that I met up with him (Federer, I mean) after a  game he played in the US Opens, I can’t remember when or how I got there, and I had a selfie with him…lol. I only discovered latter that it was one of those my symptoms of malaria I used to have.


Thursday, 10 September 2015

Japan's Flood got me Thinking

When we hear of disasters happening especially natural disasters, it is easy for us to think of the end of time. Only today, I saw a news on a flood disaster somewhere in eastern Japan. I watched the video on CNN’s site and the whole scene struck me, so much so that I began to wonder if such happens in our country (God forbid!), what will happen… what will be our reaction – not just as individuals, but as a people? What will be the response of our government?
Heavy flood disaster in Japan (Photo : CNN)